This is Lazarus orchid.  Dead for probably months now and I finally got it off my desk and out of sight into laundry room, only to find it REBLOOMED (not a technical term).

I have been trying for two years to get orchids to rebloom (now a technical term), but have always been forced to pony up another ten bucks for a whole new orchid at TJs.  Now I am a horse whisperer of the orchid theif variety.

Life lesson: do nothing and prosper, or hide your problems in the laundry room and the humidity/fumes from the Dryell will fix them.

All of the links below are not suitable for work, with the exception possibly of the last one, which is not suitable for work or home.

1.) Hot naked man with 90s goatee vaccuuming my house with a DYSON vaccuum cleaner while I don’t watch.

2.) Watching a college age stoner talk to his own dick.

3.) Bathing a man in an old tin can. Presumably this is aimed at people who fantasize about (and literally interpret the phrase) “roll in the hay.”

4.) The lumberjack/wood thing kind of makes me think this guy is going to Bobbit himself, but maybe that element of danger/unpredictability is sexxxay?

5.) Getting ravaged while playing the cello. (Previously I had always stuck to wind instruments…um, that is a not funny joke but I’m leaving it.)

6.) Any fantasies at all having to do with Steven Tyler. He looks like Lisa Rinna, no?

More pics available here.  I spent probably an embarrassing amount of time on these photos, but came up with some really good observations so I am not so embarrassed.

1.) Two different iphones implies that this is not a one time wacky thing, but is in fact habitual.  (So, fingers crossed, there may be additional photos waiting to be surfaced.)

2.) He has his gf’s playboy spread in one of the photos propped up.  This is creepy at first, but then I realized, I think this implies that she is not reciprocating with nude/semi-nude iphone shots, which is why he has to buy the same magazine everyone else in the world can buy.  And then I thought, why would she reciprocate?  Of anyone in the world who knows the true value ($$$) of nudie pics, it is probably a playmate.

3.) These are the kind of poses that you see in gay men’s porn.  Straight guys, I imagine, would go for straight dick shots.  Just sayin’.

4.) I do not think flesh colored tea cup is the best prop for peek-a-boo dick.  Tea cups are small.  I think a giant baseball glove filled with cash would have been more flattering and more fun.

ZOMFG. Real life amazing lost boy. Skip to 2:48 to hear how America tries to kill its proverbial dream (and Bol’s) with idiotic policies spawned of hatred and fear.  Also, note the terrifyingly defeatist message of the Canadian prof after having spent his career studying American politics.  SAD.

Happy ending though! Hopefully he will get drafted and make tons of money and then someone will make a higher quality documentary about him. :)

First bang for the LHC. Look at proud papa in the foreground right.

Thanks on this goes to @#signorfigone #sinatralives @italiaUSA##.

That kid can really pepper the gumbo. -Ed Orgeron

These pants have a low waist in the front to protect the rider’s gut from his belt buckle, and a higher waste in back, to protect his dignity.

All the poon in the dotcom boom.